Skip to content

Pontoon Party Time!

Hey Hunnies! There’s a trash-tastic good time happening on the high seas with Comedian and trailer park royalty, Chelcie Lynn on Tammy’s Pontoon Party. Get your titties down to Miami, March 22-25, 2024 – we’ve got a big-ass pontoon sailing round trip to Nassau, Bahamas! Aboard, you’ll hang with Chelcie, Libbie Higgins, Paige Ginn, and the whole gang for three-days of stand-up comedy, live podcasts, late-night music performances, and much more! And when we say much more, we’re talking LINE DANCING and MUKBANG’n y’all!

For as trashy as this party’s going to get, the pontoon is pretty classy. Norwegian Pearl comes with 11 delicious dining options, a world-class spa, casino, and even a Starbucks! Oh! There are eight bars! EIGHT. Our stop in Nassau is going to be real nice too. Relax on a white-sand beach, check out a local pub, or join an organized shore excursion.

This is a “that’ll do me” kind of vacation, that you’re not gonna want to miss!


Stuff To Make You Nut


  • Friday, March 22
    All Aboard by 3:30pm ET
    (Terminal of Miami closes 30 mins prior)
  • Saturday, March 23
    Day at Sea
  • Sunday, March 24
    Nassau, Bahamas
    (Arrive: 8:00am, All Aboard: 4:30pm)
  • Monday, March 25
    Arrive Port of Miami
    (Disembarkation begins around 7:30am ET)

Hankerin' For A Holiday?

Nassau, Bahamas

Sunday, March 24, 2024

Not only are you partying on a big ass pontoon, you’ll also be heading to the beautiful beaches in Nassau, Bahamas. Relax on the pristine white sand, sip from a fresh-cut pineapple (with a 'lil kick), or head out for some shop'n, or snorkel'n — there's so much shit to enjoy in paradise! You deserve it, Hunnies.

Shore Excursions in Nassau, Bahamas

Book Shore Excursions