MALTLICKY IN THE MAKING

Name: Tammy's Pontoon Party
Start: 2028-01-29T12:00:00
End: 2028-02-02T08:00:00
Location: Norwegian Gem

You smell that, Hunnies? That’s self-tanner, swamp ass, and zero shame… and it can only mean one thing: Tammy’s Pontoon Party 3 is officially a GO! Chelcie Lynn is takin’ y’all’s feral asses back out to sea and bringin’ Libbie Higgins, Paige Ginn, and the whole damn crew along for the ride. January 29 - February 2, 2028, we’re stuffing Norwegian Gem balls deep with Rock Fvckers, round-trip from Miami to Great Stirrup Cay, Bahamas. Great Stirrup Cay is one sexy 'lil slice of paradise. Google it, and tell me that bitch ain’t gorgeous. Aboard our big-ass pontoon, there’ll be stand-up comedy, live podcast recordings, mukbangs, curated entertainment, and plenty of shit we probably shouldn’t put in writing. Eat too much. Laugh until you queef. Befriend somebody solely because you heard her yell “FVCK YOOOOOOU” from across the Pool Deck. Then wake up, give yourself a courtesy undercarriage rinse, and RUN. IT. BACK.

The self-tanner fades. The swamp ass dries. But this cruise? You’ll be talkin’ about it forever.

The early Hunnies get the good shit! Be one of the first 600 cabins to book Tammy’s Pontoon Party 3, and you’ll get to choose between two exclusive Pontoon Perks when you reserve your cabin.

Professional Cabin Photo with Chelcie Lynn

Option Numero Uno (400 available)

Get your crew together and smile pretty, Hunnies! Rock Fvckers who snag this Pontoon Perk will get the chance to gather everyone in their cabin for a Professional Cabin Photo with Chelcie aboard Tammy’s Pontoon Party 3. Fluff your hair, suck it in if you wanna, and commemorate the bold decision-making that brought you all here together.

You'll receive your cabin's photo time and location closer to sailing!

Chelcie Lynn Signed Pontoon Party 3 Poster

Option Duces (200 Available)

A little piece of Pontoon Party history to hang wherever the hell you want! Score a yet-to-be-designed Chelcie Lynn Signed Pontoon Party 3 Poster... and we ain’t making you share. Every Hunnies in your cabin will receive their very own signed poster to take home, frame up, and remember all the maltlicky memories made aboard the big-ass pontoon.

Signed posters will be delivered to your cabin during sailing.

It's her damn party, Hunnies, and you're invited. Tammy’s takin’ over the big-ass pontoon, and you better be ready for all the cool shit she’s got planned.

Stand-Up Sets

with Trailer Trash Tammy

The woman. The myth. The legend. Trailer Trash Tammy is hittin’ the stage with three stand-up sets packed with the stories, observations, and absolutely unhinged bullshit that made us fall in love with her in the first place. Grab a drink, find your seat, and prepare to laugh until something leaks.

You’ll select set 1, 2, or 3 and your seats (with the date/time of each shared in the schedule closer to sailing) when booking. Show Tickets Details

LIVE Muckbang

with Trailer Trash Tammy

Pull up a chair because Tammy came hungry. Watch Trailer Trash Tammy do what she does best: eat a ridiculous amount of food, shoot the shit, tell stories, and somehow turn a meal into entertainment. It’s a LIVE Mukbangin' at sea, Hunnies... and things are bound to get messy.

Crew joinin' her will be shared closer to sailing, and this is a general admission experience, which means you just show-up.

Trailer Tales LIVE Podcast Recording

with Tammy, Miss Crystal & Dave

Welcome to the trailer, Hunnies! Tammy, Miss Crystal, and Dave are bringin' Trailer Tales out to sea for a LIVE podcast recording packed with unsolicited opinions, family foolishness, and whatever the hell else comes up once the microphones are hot. You usually listen from home... this time, you’re part of the damn episode.

Grab a seat, Hunnies. This pod party doesn't require a reservation.

Bingo

with Tammy & Crystal

This ain’t your grandma’s Bingo night… unless Grandma likes talkin’ shit and winning cold, hard cash. Tammy and Crystal are callin’ the numbers, and you could walk away richer than you came in. Buy in, grab your spot, and get ready to yell BINGO like there’s money on the line... because there literally is.

To play, you gotta pay! Bingo cards are available for purchase an hour before the game begins, with big cash prizes up for grabs. Gamblin' make your tummy hurt? You can still sit in the audience, Hunnies. No one's gonna stop ya.

Chelcie's bringin' the whole damn crew, Hunnies. Expect plenty of chaos, questionable behavior, and more maltlicky mayhem still to be announced!

Viral Podcast LIVE Recording

with Chelcie & Paige

Chelcie Lynn and Paige Ginn are takin' The Viral Podcast from your headphones to the high seas! Be there when the mics turn on, and the conversations go wherever the hell they go. Expect the kind of best-friend bullshit you already know and love, with no editing, no hiding... Just Viral LIVE with a boatload of Hunnies along for the ride.

This is a General Admission experience, so you'll just grab a seat and get ready to hear some shit that may or may not make the edited episode.

The Frequent Floaters

with Franny & Frank

Franny and Frank have officially earned Frequent Floaters status, and they’re back aboard the big-ass pontoon for another round! Join these two for their very own time in the spotlight, where tales will be told, shit will be talked about, and we’ll probably learn things we never needed to know. What happens when Franny and Frank get a microphone? We’re all gonna find out together.

Float on in and grab a seat, Hunnies. This shit does NOT require a ticket.

Bar Crawls

with members of the crew!

Hydrate beforehand, because members of the crew are leading you on crawls through some of the best watering holes aboard the pontoon. Grab a drink, make some new besties, and follow the chaos from bar to bar. The crawl has a route. Whether your night does is another story.

Pay to crawl! Multiple Bar Crawls will be offered throughout the sailing, with spots available for purchase closer to the big day. Space will be limited, so when they go on sale, don’t dick around.

Vibrator Races

Hosted by members of The Crew

Start your engines! Pick your vibratin' lil athlete, cheer that bitch on, and watch it buzz, bounce, and shimmy its way toward glory. Members of the crew will keep the action moving while you find out whose battery-powered champion has what it takes to cross the finish line first. It’s stupid. It’s competitive. It’s gonna be hilarious.

Anyone can watch these battery-powered athletes buzz their way to victory, but Hunnies in the driver's seat will be selected by lottery closer to sailing!

Flip Cup Tournament

hosted by members of the crew

Round up your Hunnies and get ready to flip some shit! Members of the crew are hosting a Flip Cup Tournament where speed, coordination, teamwork, and the ability to perform under extremely dumb pressure could lead your squad straight to victory. Start recruiting your crew now... braggin' rights are on the damn line.

Already got your dream team? Hell yeah. Need a few more players? Hit up the Official Pontoon Facebook Group and find some fellow booked Rock Fvckers ready to throw down. Teams will submit to compete in advance, with entries opening closer to sailing.

Wet T-Shirt Contest

judged by members of the crew

Things are about to get wet and fvckin’ wild, Hunnies. Our boldest bitches are steppin’ up, soakin’ down, and putting on one hell of a show while members of the crew have the difficult job of decidin' who understood the damn assignment. Cheer too loud, lose your voice, and support these brave souls as they leave every last ounce of shame dripping on the Pool Deck.

Wanna get wet? Contestant sign-ups will open 30 minutes before the contest. Just Wanna Watch? Spectators, get your titties to the Pool Deck and prepare to make some noise.

Belly Flop Contest

judged by members of the crew

Beauty fades. A perfectly executed belly flop lives forever. Our fearless competitors will launch themselves toward the water while members of the crew judge the splashes, slaps, style, and sheer commitment to the bit. The bigger the splash, the louder the Hunnies, the higher the score... so send it, baby!

Sacrificing your belly for the entertainment of hundreds of Hunnies? Get there early to throw your name in. Spectating is easy... just park your ass by the pool.

Because there’s no such thing as too much shit to do on this big-ass pontoon. Dive in and stay tuned for even more to be announced!

Headphone Dance Party

Grab a pair of headphones, pick your channel, and find out which of your fellow Rock Fvckers have equally questionable taste in music. Multiple DJs will be spinnin' while the dance floor becomes one big, sweaty, silent-to-everybody-else party. Sing too loud. Dance too hard. Make eye contact with a stranger doing the exact same move and become best friends immediately.

There's plenty of Headphones, Hunnies. Show-up, grab a pair, then pick a channel and shake what your mama gave ya.

Karaoke

You don’t have to sing good. You just have to sing like nobody’s recording... even though somebody absolutely is. Grab the mic, dedicate something inappropriate to your ex, and scream-sing the chorus with a room full of Hunnies. Talent optional. Commitment mandatory.

Wanna sing your heart out? Sign up on the ship with Sixthman Staff.

Smoke & Gabs

with Sixthman Sarah

Need a little break from all the maltlicky mayhem? Grab your smokes, your stories, and whatever gossip you’ve been sittin' on and come hang with Sixthman Sarah for some good old-fashioned Smoke & Gabs. No agenda, no stage, no bullshit... just a casual chance to shoot the shit, meet some fellow Hunnies, and make a few new cruise friends.

Grab your smokes and come gab every sea day mornin', Hunnies. No reservations, no bullshit.